07 October 2007

Povesti si oameni de la Starbucks. Made in Ro

Sorana s-a intalnit cu oameni de la Starbucks, de la noi din tara si a aflat chestii foarte misto. Si le-a si povestit AICI.

10 comments:

andrei1205@yahoo.com said...

nimeni nu apreciaza mai tare cafeaua ca astia........si nu exista elogiu mai elocint

Three men are standing in Jimmie's kitchen, each with a mug of coffee. Jules, Vincent and JIMMIE DIMMICK, a young man in his
late-20s dressed in a bathrobe.

JULES
Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit. Me an' Vincent woulda been satisfied with
freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You
spring this gourmet fuckin' shit on
us. What flavor is this?

JIMMIE
Knock it off, Julie.
JULES
What?
JIMMIE
I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my coffee
is. I'm the one who buys it, I
know how fuckin' good it is. When
Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys
shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I
wanna taste it. But what's on my
mind at this moment isn't the
coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead
nigger in my garage.
JULES
Jimmie

JIMMIE
I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Jules. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead nigger
storage?"

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him
JIMMIE
answer to question. Did you see
a sign out in front of my house
that said, "Dead nigger storage?"

JULES
(playing along) Naw man, I didn't.

JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that
sign?

JULES
Why?

JIMMIE
'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't
my fuckin' business!

Intractabil said...

ce mama ma-sii e asta, pulp fiction or smth? ghe, esti in stare de orice ca sa promovezi subliminal tirania fastfoodului. plus all american coffee brews suck. pure monkey shit, if not entirely human

Monica Jitariuc said...

ce inseamna elocint?

andrei1205@yahoo.com said...

elocint....hmmmm.......asa cam ca intratabilu'.......adika e k un virus, ca o gheba, ca o picatura de ploaie.......ce au toatea astea in comun?

1) nu umbla niciodata decat in gaska

2) sunt detestabile/li, lumea se fereste fie cu masti, fie cu umbrela fie le culege si face ciulama fierturi 1-2 ore la 100 grade

3) se inmulteste prin

diviziune > intra in casa, fura, goleste frigideru' si bea tot alcoolul si aftershave-ul si apoi se intinde divizandu-se pe toate canapelele iar daca n-ai ocupa baia

spori > ia cartile din biblioteca si le infesteaza cu amprentele-i imputzite

te ploua ca ploaia > elo de la electric light orchestra si cint de la cinteza ca are fatza de prost cu greieri si buruieni in talpa

Monica Jitariuc said...

dar picaturile de ploaie fac florile sa creasca. totusi, cum comentati?

Intractabil said...

deci clar: elocint e un ghe. multumesc, monica.
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Intractabil said...

autodenunt ce ne ce de:

la startrecksu'ala cu repliktoare de kfea de kko fac status-shopping tot felul de bulangii

Monica Jitariuc said...

orcine are dreptul sa isi bea cafeaua unde vrea si cu atata mai mult sa aprecieze ce brand vrea.

cand despre status-shopperi...hai,ca nu se aplica pentru toata lumea...

andrei1205@yahoo.com said...

vaz ca intratabilu' nu numai ca cleptocratzeste eteru da mai si ejaculeaza tot veninul din el
si vroiati sa-i faceti blog moka
mumu......la glina cu el

Sorana Savu said...

Aici trebuie sa fiu de acord - exista si multi status shopperi la Starbucks, am intalnit la un moment dat o Mimi care "isi rezervase" doua mese pe terasa si isi astepta prietenele cu un pahar de apa in fata, desi in toata lumea la Starbucks bei cafeaua si-ai plecat.