ce boi urasc salata sunt fan hamburgeri si cheeseburgere adevarate de ce nu planteaza hotdogi si carnati, de ce se chinuie sa inventeze chestii oribile verzi cand ei inca n-au bagat wursti in meniu mai au putin si inlocuiesc cola cu lapte, ce vite
n-au decat sa pasca cat vor pe la centura, la breaza, la lunca la dunare
sa lase betoanele si scaunele de la Mc in pace, nu mananca nimeni fan si buruieni pe banii mei
cat despre reklame adik te oripilezi cand pun altii drujba pe copaci si sa nu te oripilezi cand vitele vor sa transforme Mc-ul in pension cu trifoi si spanac
recent am vazut ca au inceput sa bage si alcool la Mc, in drumul firesc spre normalitate, insa nu va trece mult si o mama sau o bunica va da in judecata peruca curcubeu ca i-a imbatat plodu' de parca asta e ceva rau
QED....intratabil.....se vede ca n-ai mai mancat demult ceva ce a avut parinti
JULES okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
VINCENT What so you want to know?
JULES Well, hash is legal there, right?
VINCENT Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
JULES Those are hash bars?
VINCENT Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for this to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
JULES That did it, man -- I'm fuckin' goin', that's all there is to it.
VINCENT You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
JULES What?
VINCENT It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.
JULES Examples?
VINCENT Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES What'd they call it?
VINCENT Royale with Cheese.
JULES (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
VINCENT Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
stai sa vezi cand vor urma: McOrganic, McSuperFresh,McVacaTocmaiTaiata, McSanatateCa-i mai buna decat toate si sloganul Mc va fi:"Sanatate la noi acasa". Apoi se vor reprofila si vor deschide o sala de jocuri sau de fitness.
ghe, pana mea, mai citeaza si din the Hourz, ca ma faci de rusine. sau macar din Shortbus... ca sa nu mai zic ca toata cazuistica aia cu burgerii a tarantulei de quentin e fumatah bah
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ce boi
urasc salata sunt fan hamburgeri si cheeseburgere adevarate
de ce nu planteaza hotdogi si carnati, de ce se chinuie sa inventeze chestii oribile verzi cand ei inca n-au bagat wursti in meniu
mai au putin si inlocuiesc cola cu lapte, ce vite
:))
dar sa nu uitam ca sunt oameni preocupati de sanatate si de salate, oameni vegetarieni,oameni femei si asa mai departe.
n-au decat sa pasca cat vor pe la centura, la breaza, la lunca la dunare
sa lase betoanele si scaunele de la Mc in pace, nu mananca nimeni fan si buruieni pe banii mei
cat despre reklame
adik te oripilezi cand pun altii drujba pe copaci si sa nu te oripilezi cand vitele vor sa transforme Mc-ul in pension cu trifoi si spanac
bai gheorghe, tie ti-as da dimineata la pranz si seara numai marmite, fara paine
...dar o ceafa de porc cu fritzi nu se refuza niciodata
recent am vazut ca au inceput sa bage si alcool la Mc, in drumul firesc spre normalitate, insa nu va trece mult si o mama sau o bunica va da in judecata peruca curcubeu ca i-a imbatat plodu' de parca asta e ceva rau
QED....intratabil.....se vede ca n-ai mai mancat demult ceva ce a avut parinti
JULES
okay now, tell me about the hash
bars?
VINCENT
What so you want to know?
JULES
Well, hash is legal there, right?
VINCENT
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a
hundred percent legal. I mean you
can't walk into a restaurant, roll
a joint, and start puffin' away.
You're only supposed to smoke in
your home or certain designated
places.
JULES
Those are hash bars?
VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this:
it's legal to buy it, it's legal to
own it and, if you're the
proprietor of a hash bar, it's
legal to sell it. It's legal to
carry it, which doesn't really
matter 'cause -- get a load of this
-- if the cops stop you, it's
illegal for this to search you.
Searching you is a right that the
cops in Amsterdam don't have.
JULES
That did it, man -- I'm fuckin'
goin', that's all there is to it.
VINCENT
You'll dig it the most. But you
know what the funniest thing about
Europe is?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
It's the little differences. A
lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they're a
little different.
JULES
Examples?
VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy
beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either.
They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In Paris, you can buy
beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES
They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES
What'd they call it?
VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.
JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they
call a Big Mac?
VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.
stai sa vezi cand vor urma: McOrganic, McSuperFresh,McVacaTocmaiTaiata, McSanatateCa-i mai buna decat toate si sloganul Mc va fi:"Sanatate la noi acasa". Apoi se vor reprofila si vor deschide o sala de jocuri sau de fitness.
ghe, pana mea, mai citeaza si din the Hourz, ca ma faci de rusine. sau macar din Shortbus... ca sa nu mai zic ca toata cazuistica aia cu burgerii a tarantulei de quentin e fumatah bah
McKosher...
caline, mah, tu stii suspect de multe. de imam baialdi ai auzit?
eu "lesin" pentru vinete cu ceapa si maioneza...dar nu sunt mofturos. in plus oamenii aia or sti ce vorbesc.
ps:McTreif mie nu imi face rau...
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